January 2009
15 posts
Idiot sells daughter for not a lot of money and...
antikris:
If you’re going to sell your 16-year-old daughter for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat, collect before you hand her over! That’s what 36-year-old Macelino de Jesus Martinez of Greenfield, CA failed to do when he sold off his daughter to an 18-year-old dude.
So what did Macelino do when the buyer refused to pay? He went to the police and told them the whole story....
I can('t) touch my toes without bending my knees.
webmarc:
Todd, I think I speak for the Tumblverse when I demand, DEMAND photographic evidence. Video of the below would be a bonus, especially while reciting something like the Gettysburg Address, or perhaps the lyrics to “I’m a Lumberjack.”
morningstar:
loosegoose:
martinis-in-a:
It makes me feel like a failure.
I couln’t for as long as i remember until i took a contemporary dance class...
What You Should Know Before Going to America →
webmarc:
Wha…? You’re not a Kiwi AND you’re not a Limey?!? What fruit are you then???
daisymay:
Ha. My guide told me to be very offended when Americans think I’m British or a Kiwi.
She’s a boomerang-fruit
“Hairdresser on Fire” from...
Kris Payne Just Rubbing It In
voodoopuff:
Drunk team: ASSEMBLE!!!!!!
malty:
This is the email I just got:
Sixpoint Craft Ales
Update for January 6, 2009
Happy New Year, everybody! We have two events on Saturday. The best kind, actually. One features FREE beer, the other pretty cheap beer and a great live music bill.
FREE BEER
Saturday, January 10 from 2pm - 4pm, New Beer Distributors, 167 Chrystie Street, New York, NY,...