February 2012
1 post
January 2012
3 posts
October 2011
1 post
September 2011
2 posts
4 tags
August 2011
1 post
Kiss your bacon goodbye!
Yikes! From the World Cancer Research Fund (quote from here)
Processed meats include bacon, sausage, hot dogs, sandwich meat, packaged ham, pepperoni, salami and virtually all red meat used in frozen prepared meals. They are usually manufactured with a carcinogenic ingredient known as sodium nitrite. This is used as a color fixer by meat companies to turn packaged meats a bright red color so...
January 2011
2 posts
I Love My Monday Morning Emails
jimmynock:
Hello honey!! I am for good mature man. As for myself, I am pretty Ukrainian lady. You fond of Ukrainian ladies?? We are not just pretty and clever, but very tolerant as well.. Ukrainian ladies? esteem family and tend to be with their beloved ones a great deal of right time.. It’s right time to meet each other! I’ll be waiting for you on international marriage site. Bye dear!! ...
December 2010
1 post
October 2010
1 post
September 2010
2 posts
August 2010
1 post
Btw, you should follow the real me
Since I can’t change my default blog on Tumblr, a lot of people follow my defunct Beer Pirate blog. I still enjoy beer, but don’t blog about it so much. You should follow my personal blog here: http://voodoopuffy.com/
April 2010
1 post
October 2009
1 post
June 2009
1 post
Rod: I set up a twitter and had hookers chasing me 10 minutes later cos didn't have my privacy settings right
Jim: I think you were on twatter by accident
May 2009
2 posts
A little exotica can make any day better.
How to brew beer in a coffee maker, using only... →
(via voodoopuff)
March 2009
7 posts
Watchdaisymay:
geoweasel:
Featured in Channel Frederator’s 2-Second St. Patty’s Day contest.
“The legs will bend around your head individually.”
– Tiff re: her headcrab
I’m a poodle
February 2009
5 posts
A List of NYC Related Events Surrounding... →
January 2009
15 posts
Idiot sells daughter for not a lot of money and...
antikris:
If you’re going to sell your 16-year-old daughter for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat, collect before you hand her over! That’s what 36-year-old Macelino de Jesus Martinez of Greenfield, CA failed to do when he sold off his daughter to an 18-year-old dude.
So what did Macelino do when the buyer refused to pay? He went to the police and told them the whole story....
I can('t) touch my toes without bending my knees.
webmarc:
Todd, I think I speak for the Tumblverse when I demand, DEMAND photographic evidence. Video of the below would be a bonus, especially while reciting something like the Gettysburg Address, or perhaps the lyrics to “I’m a Lumberjack.”
morningstar:
loosegoose:
martinis-in-a:
It makes me feel like a failure.
I couln’t for as long as i remember until i took a contemporary dance class...
What You Should Know Before Going to America →
webmarc:
Wha…? You’re not a Kiwi AND you’re not a Limey?!? What fruit are you then???
daisymay:
Ha. My guide told me to be very offended when Americans think I’m British or a Kiwi.
She’s a boomerang-fruit
“Hairdresser on Fire” from...
Kris Payne Just Rubbing It In
voodoopuff:
Drunk team: ASSEMBLE!!!!!!
malty:
This is the email I just got:
Sixpoint Craft Ales
Update for January 6, 2009
Happy New Year, everybody! We have two events on Saturday. The best kind, actually. One features FREE beer, the other pretty cheap beer and a great live music bill.
FREE BEER
Saturday, January 10 from 2pm - 4pm, New Beer Distributors, 167 Chrystie Street, New York, NY,...
December 2008
5 posts
Emily: Aunt Carrie, do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Aunt Carrie: I sleep with Uncle Jim. He’s a stuffed animal.
Emily: Uncle Jim is stuffed with bones and blood!!!
