Me: Sausage, egg, cheese and avacado on a sesame bagel please.Deli guy: OK, here’s your bacon egg and cheese on a bagel.Me: No, it’s sausage, egg, cheese and avacado on a sesame.Deli guy: Oh, OK. (fixes it)
SURPRISE: It’s a sausage, egg, avacado and cheese on half a sesame bagel and half a kaiser roll!
Thanks??
(PS it was delicious)

Me: Sausage, egg, cheese and avacado on a sesame bagel please.
Deli guy: OK, here’s your bacon egg and cheese on a bagel.
Me: No, it’s sausage, egg, cheese and avacado on a sesame.
Deli guy: Oh, OK. (fixes it)

SURPRISE: It’s a sausage, egg, avacado and cheese on half a sesame bagel and half a kaiser roll!

Thanks??

(PS it was delicious)

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kenyatta:

unionmetrics:

How Tumblr Forces Advertisers to Get Creative | MIT Technology Review

“Editorial has won in a sense: the idea that advertising, like editorial content, must be interesting, has won. You can’t just advertise next to someone else’s Tumblr. You’ve got to create a Tumblr of your own.”


Tumblr radar ads give advertisers a way to get quick attention on the platform but once they’re here, they need to stick with it and not turn everything off just because the marketing campaign is over.
I’m looking at you, CapitolCouture as featured in the MIT Technology Review post.

Think of all of the cosplay and HomeEnt interest and fan activity you missed between last August and March.
Fans don’t stop being fans just because you’re in the off-season.

“Fans don’t stop being fans just because you’re in the off-season”
Well said, Mr. Cheese!

kenyatta:

unionmetrics:

How Tumblr Forces Advertisers to Get Creative | MIT Technology Review

“Editorial has won in a sense: the idea that advertising, like editorial content, must be interesting, has won. You can’t just advertise next to someone else’s Tumblr. You’ve got to create a Tumblr of your own.”

Tumblr radar ads give advertisers a way to get quick attention on the platform but once they’re here, they need to stick with it and not turn everything off just because the marketing campaign is over.

I’m looking at you, CapitolCouture as featured in the MIT Technology Review post.

Think of all of the cosplay and HomeEnt interest and fan activity you missed between last August and March.

Fans don’t stop being fans just because you’re in the off-season.

“Fans don’t stop being fans just because you’re in the off-season”

Well said, Mr. Cheese!

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emilgh:

WTF is happening in this city?

OH NOOOOOOOO!!! They had the most AMAZING veggie and goat cheese panini. :( Oh the sads :*(

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allcreatures:

Lily, the now two-month-old Asian Elephant at Oregon Zoo, is full of energy! And she expends it daily, running around her habitat and rolling in the dirt and hay, all joy in action. She was born on November 30, which you can read about HERE, and our follow-up HERE, when she turned one month old, on ZooBorns.

The Oregon Zoo is recognized worldwide for its successful breeding program for Asian Elephants, which has now spanned 50 years. Lily’s grandmother, Me-Tu, was the second Elephant born at the zoo , and her great-grandmother, Rosy, was the first Elephant to live in Oregon.

Photo Credit: Oregon Zoo (via Update! Oregon Zoo’s Baby Elephant is Two Months Old! - ZooBorns)

GO HOME ELEPHANT! Yer drunk!

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ianbrooks:

Thanks, Obama!

It’s pretty clear from late night infomercials that white people are basically inept at everything, it’s amazing we manage to tie our own shoelaces in the morning without strangling ourselves. But we need not blame ourselves, when we can conveniently scapegoat President Obama for all our societal ills. The single-serving tumblr thanks-obama celebrates the unique relationship between Americans failing at stuff with our fantastic ability to blame our President. Thanks, Obama!

HAHAHAHA The guy with the tape measure. This is amazing!

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It’s much more fun coming back to work with gifts like these to keep me company! (at frederator)

It’s much more fun coming back to work with gifts like these to keep me company! (at frederator)

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Mr. Tom his bonding with the ladies.

Mr. Tom his bonding with the ladies.

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