Me: Sausage, egg, cheese and avacado on a sesame bagel please.
Deli guy: OK, here’s your bacon egg and cheese on a bagel.
Me: No, it’s sausage, egg, cheese and avacado on a sesame.
Deli guy: Oh, OK. (fixes it)
SURPRISE: It’s a sausage, egg, avacado and cheese on half a sesame bagel and half a kaiser roll!
(PS it was delicious)